sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

(via hollandinspired)

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

(Source: mykingdomforapen, via sometimesigetbutterflies)

rosesollux:

The girl I was babysitting loves Gravity falls, and wanted to dress up as Mabel.

It’s not like I could have said no.

(Source: wizardbird, via thebadwolfdemon)

transmisogynykills:

"Some men feel that too much responsibility for preventing sexual assault has been put on their shoulders"

We’re telling you not to rape people and you think the bar’s never been higher

(via vanessasbayers)

mediocre-latinist:

comfemgem:

Why do websites about magic always look like they were made in 1997?

Y’all need to conjure yourself up some java, or something.

It’s because most people from wizarding families grew up without internet access

(via ghosty-in-cobrastan)

carrot-fanfics:

if icarly was a real website run by three 13 year olds it would look like thisimage

(via laughtime)

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

(via maybejustalittleemo)

"can i have some of your fries?"

image

(Source: howellsbutt, via bl-ossomed)

"Date someone who is interested in you. I don’t mean someone who thinks you’re cute or funny. I mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. Someone who wants to read every word you write. Someone who wants hear every note of your favourite song, and watch every scene of your favourite movie. Someone wants to find every scar upon your body, and learn where each one came from. Someone who wants to know your favourite brand of toothpaste, and which quotes resonate deep inside your bones when you hear them. There is a difference between attraction and interest. Find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are."

Anonymous  (via sexual-feelings)

(Source: kushandwizdom, via sexual-feelings)

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